Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Glory Glory Man United

Wednesday, January 27, 2010
If you're a fan of something, I'm sure you will do anything to show your support. You would buy their merchandise, put up posters on your wall and stuff like that. But will you go as far as buying this..



Haha, I just dont see any MU fans who want to wear their favorite team around their little brother. Ahaha..I think this is meant for the non-fans. I'm definitely getting one of those. LOL..

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Road to Oscars

Wednesday, January 20, 2010
This will be my Oscars award for the movie industry in 2009. I'll be just listing movies in each category which I feel deserves to win awards for its awesomeness. I cant really compare movies which are nominated for this years Oscars cause many of those movies did not arrive here. Aigh.

So here is my list, winners are in bold

Worst Actor:
~ Robert Pattinson (New Moon)  - Both are 'winners'. Haha.
~ Taylor Lautner (New Moon)

Worst Actress:
~ Zooey Deschanel (500 Days of Summer)  - She's pretty but, she can't act.. I know im gonna get booed for this
~ Kristen Stewart (New Moon)  - No expression. Stoned

Worst Animated Film:
~ Coraline  - I felt it was boring. Nothing like The Nightmare Before Christmas
~ G-Force  - Cant believe I saw this in 3D.

Worst Movie:
~ New Moon
~ Terminator Salvation  - All explosion, no story
~ 2012  - All CGI, no plot and story. Dint really feel like end of the world. Expect much more.
~ Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li  - Sorry Kristin Kreuk =(
~ Dragonball Evolution  - An example of how to make fans commit suicide
~ X-Men Origins: Wolverine  - Very bad CGI
~ Inglorious Basterds  - All talk. Basterds had very little screen time
~ Public Enemies  - Too boring

Now the good

Best Animated Feature Film:
~ Up  - Was the best, until I saw Cloudy. Hehe
~ Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs  - I really love this movie. Funny from start to finish
~ The Princess and the Frog

Best Special Effects;
~ 2012
~ Knowing   - Really nice plane crash scene taken in 1 shot
~ Transformers 2  - Sorry Optimus
~ Avatar  - Totally out of this world. All hail Weta Digital

Best Comedy:
~ 500 Days of Summer
~ The Hangover   - Surprise hit of the year
~ Paul Blart: Mall Cop
~ I Love You, Man  - Anything with Jason Segal and Paul Rudd is gotta be funny

Best Horror Movie:
~ Drag Me To Hell    - Sam Raimi in his usual element
~ Orphan
~ The 4th Kind   - The 'real' footages were damn scary
~ Paranormal Activity   - Watch this at night and don't bother trying to sleep :P

Best Villian:
~ Kanye West  - I'mma let you finish, but Avatar is one of the best movies of all time. Of All Time!
~ Lorna Raver  - Old women in Drag Me to Hell
~ John Travolta  - The Taking of Pelham 123

Best Actress:
~ Zoe Saldana (Avatar)
~ Rachel McAdams ( The Time Travellers Wife)   I ♥ U

Best Actor:
~ Sam Worthington (Terminator Salvation)
~ Bradley Cooper (The Hangover)
~ Sharlto Copley (District 9)

Best Director:
~ James Cameron (Avatar)
~ J.J. Abrams (Star Trek)
~ Neill Blomkamp (District 9)

Best Motion Picture:
~ Transformers 2
~ District 9
~ Star Trek   - I would have chosen Star Trek, but Avatar was just too awesome
~ Avatar      - Simply outstanding. I see you..

So there you have it. My personal list of best and worst movies of 2009. These are just movies which I liked in 2009. How bout you guys? What movie do you think should have been mentioned?

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

1st Perodua

Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Few days ago I came across the 1st ever Perodua car in Malaysia. Our very 1st washing machine Kancil. I know its not like a Ferrari or Lamborghini, but its still an honor to see it. The car is in really good shape and well maintained by the owner.


On another note, I was going back from work one fine day. I would take the screwed up KTM back home. Not only the journey is tiring, its just jam packed with people and its never on time. So while innocently standing and waiting for to reach my destination, I got an F U from this passenger. I was like WTF??


Actually she was sleeping. Haha.. (sorry aunty =P)

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Going Gaga?

Wednesday, January 6, 2010
What does it takes to become famous in the music industry these day? Apparently, all you gotta do is show as much skin as humanly possible (which I'm not complaining), dance suggestively in your music videos (which I'm not complaining) and dont ever go by your real name.. And who am I talking about???

Lady Gaga..

Yea, thats how she eats before she performs.. haha



I'm not sure if she is even human. She could be a malfunctioned avatar dumped by the Na'vi because she just lacks a brain. That would actually explain her totally random fashion sense and totally random dance moves. Nothing about her makes sense. She is currently one of the famous female singers in the industry, and many people dont even know her real name. And no, her parents dint name her Lady Gaga at birth..


I still have no idea why is she so famous.. There is nothing special bout her vocals. Its just so normal. Her songs are catchy though. But just give those songs to any upcoming new singer, and I'm sure she would also be famous. So why the hype about Gaga? And one of her song's chorus even sounds like this ~ 'Rah rah ah ah ah, Roma, Roma ma ma, Ga ga ooh la la, Bodoh romance.'  Ahaha.. Even a new born baby could sing it.

If I still haven't convinced you all that she is not human, do check out the pics below ~

Here she is after plastic surgery for her face..


This is after the brain surgery..


Now she thinks she is a lion
 

 This is by far the weirdest costume any human have ever worn.. And somehow I feel this costume is very similar to a creature in Pan's Labyrinth. Check out below for the creature..
 

Eh, wait a minute, I think its actually Lady Gaga in her true form
 

And here is one of 'its' music video. This is actually the original version of poker face. LOL. Damn funny..


I actually know why she does all these weird things. To get attention of course. and she has succeeded tremendously, cause she has made me write an entire blog post about her. Damn you Gaga!!