Going Gaga?

What does it takes to become famous in the music industry these day? Apparently, all you gotta do is show as much skin as humanly possible (which I'm not complaining), dance suggestively in your music videos (which I'm not complaining) and dont ever go by your real name.. And who am I talking about???

Lady Gaga..

Yea, thats how she eats before she performs.. haha

I'm not sure if she is even human. She could be a malfunctioned avatar dumped by the Na'vi because she just lacks a brain. That would actually explain her totally random fashion sense and totally random dance moves. Nothing about her makes sense. She is currently one of the famous female singers in the industry, and many people dont even know her real name. And no, her parents dint name her Lady Gaga at birth..


I still have no idea why is she so famous.. There is nothing special bout her vocals. Its just so normal. Her songs are catchy though. But just give those songs to any upcoming new singer, and I'm sure she would also be famous. So why the hype about Gaga? And one of her song's chorus even sounds like this ~ 'Rah rah ah ah ah, Roma, Roma ma ma, Ga ga ooh la la, Bodoh romance.'  Ahaha.. Even a new born baby could sing it.

If I still haven't convinced you all that she is not human, do check out the pics below ~

Here she is after plastic surgery for her face..

This is after the brain surgery..

Now she thinks she is a lion

 

 This is by far the weirdest costume any human have ever worn.. And somehow I feel this costume is very similar to a creature in Pan's Labyrinth. Check out below for the creature..

 

Eh, wait a minute, I think its actually Lady Gaga in her true form

 

And here is one of 'its' music video. This is actually the original version of poker face. LOL. Damn funny..

I actually know why she does all these weird things. To get attention of course. and she has succeeded tremendously, cause she has made me write an entire blog post about her. Damn you Gaga!!