Before the end

From blogging once a week, to once a month, now it has come to this, once a year. Congratulations Sarv. Well I felt its best for me to write this post before the year ends, and if at all the world ends tomorrow. I shall try to post at least once a year from now on k, if we all survive our impending doom. ahaha.

Speaking of world end, I do believe it will end someday, but just now tomorrow. And it cant end in just a day, some series of events will take place and slowly everything will slowly start to collapse and the world we once knew shall be gone.

Since my last post last year, many things have changed. New job, people coming and going in life, some good, some bad. No matter what, if and most probably 2013 will be upon us soon, I hope it will be a much better year for all. It should be, because it has to be, because I want it to be (Yes, be positive)

In the mean time, this is the last time humanity have access to the internet, I want to wish all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year........ just in case 21-12-2012 happens =P

Transformers 3 in 10 seconds

*CAUTION - Do not read this post if you dont wanna know the movie's plot. Dont say I didn't warn ya.. =P*

This summer's biggest blockbuster is here. Tickets for Transformers 3 has been selling like hot cake since the past week, and I made sure I buy the tickets early cause I dont wanna delay in watching this movie. Main reason  --> people are gonna be posting how awesome it was on FB when I havent watched it yet. So yeah.. oh, that and also because it FREAKIN TRANSFORMERS  =P hehe..

And I made a promise not to post anything bout the movie on FB cause many wouldn't have watched it yet, and it would only make them feeling more miserable and suicidal, but I couldn't help myself.. I just had to post something..  This time, not because it was awesome.. but pretty much the opposite of awesome.. But how can a Transformers movie be not awesome?? Better ask Michael Bay.. Here are a few reasons:
1)  My wife (Megan Fox) not in it this time.. =(  her replacement, Rosie did ok i guess, she cant do much anyway, she is just there for eye candy.. I still miss Foxy =(
2) Story was all over the place..
3) Jokes were lame..
4) Action mostly during the ending, but that was like for a good 1 hour. Nothing special, seen most of it in the previous movies..

Here is what the whole movie is about. If I made this movie with its current script, the movie will only be about 10 seconds long.. hehe

- NASA finds Transformers crashed ship on moon. Send Buzz Aldrin to investigate ( yea, right)
- Optimus pissed cause humans never inform him
- Optimus emo
- Good guys bring back Sentinel Prime, turns out he bad guy.
- Sentinel and Megatron try conquer world.
- Optimus emo again
- Rosie calls Megatron Sentinel's bitch
- Megatron emo, then attack Sentinel, then Optimus kills both of them

There you have it, it took Michael Bay 2 1/2 hours to tell this story, which I told in 10 seconds.. hehe =P

I can go on complaining how disappointed I am with this movie, but I shall leave it to all of you to decide, cause so far, many have said the movie was awesome.. So everybody is entitled to their own opinion.. But in the end, your opinion sucks.. cause this movie sucks.. hehe =P

Even he was crying watching the movie

2011?

2010 is gone and we all welcomed 2011 with open arms. Never really liked 2010 though, been a real pain to me. And I know I promised I would blog more, actually I did, but was only during the beginning  of 2010. Then I switched job and didn't have as much free time as I used to. Before this, ideas to blog came while I was just wasting my time waiting for the KTM train, standing while being squashed in the KTM train for 1 hour or simply while waiting for the next KTM train cause the previous one was full.. So I had plenty of time then.

And after so long of not blogging, I have become rusty. Even as I'm typing this, the ideas are not coming out that smoothly. You see, I'm using words like smoothly now.. My English has become karat d. And Im not proud to say I don't read enough. Generally Malaysian don't read at all after school, except a few of them who I know cant keep a book away. Good for you, I have no idea how you can find the time and effort to pick up a book and read.. But who say Malaysian don't read, we read FACEBOOK.. I think the amount of time we spend each day stalking and going through all those status updates in a week, would be equivalent to a Harry Potter book la. We Malaysian are avid readers. haha

I think I shall continue to blog, but not so often, just to maintain this space. I realised that what ever posted here, will remain here until the world ends in 2012 or when internet is no longer used by humans. And its damn fun to read all those post which I posted a few years ago, kinda shows how I have changed through the years. Sometimes I even wonder why I posted such stupid stuff back then, but its all cool.. It shall be left as memories which can be viewed in the future. Speaking of memories, go and log into your Friendster account. Hehe. Its a lost world out there. Feels like you're walking around in an empty street (I am Legend).. Damn zombified place.. hehe.. But all the messages and testimonials are all still there. Back then testimonials were the in thing, now its wall post on FB. Imagine someone posting a testimonial on your FB wall now such as below:

"SRV is a nice guy, I've known him since secondary school and he is such a gem of a character. Who ever wants to know a great guy, this is the perfect guy for you.."

Yea, you get the picture.. So many things have changed in just a few years. Who knows what will it be like in the future..
Is Justin Bieber going to be the next president? 

The Finger of Doom

While innocently entering the office loo to do some important business, I came across this..

 Couldn't stop laughing.. The toilet pump giving the finger.. LOL..

Telephone

'It' has done it again. I thought I've seen the worst, but I was wrong. What a role model for all the teenage girls out there. Just imagine how these girls are gonna be once their older..

I've got nothing else to say. Why does she even need to wear anything in the first place???

Hibernation

Hey guys, I have got some not so good news. I have decided.....
to....
quit blogging...
.....
lol, Nola , just joking. But I shall be taking a break for a while. I wont be updating like I used to for the past few months. This is mainly because of work. Dont really have much time in the weekdays now. I would not want this blog to go into eternal hibernation like my previous attempt. Haha.

So if I do come across any wacky and stupid and weird and outrageous stuff, I will put it up here. As for now, I shall sneak away quietly... I'll Be Back (*Terminator theme*)

Valentine's CNY

This year Chinese New Year and Valentines day fell on the same day. It can be a pain in a way, cause people are torn to either go for a romantic dinner or go cny visiting.. Date or Ang Pow? Date or Ang Pow? Hmm hard to choose between those two. Ahaha..

And about a month before Valentines day, there was this online invitation by dunno who, asking all the girls to not wear their undies to show their love towards their bf. And obviously, the 'religious' people here found something to pick on. Although Im not supporting this stupid request, but its just damn funny to see how far these people would go to make sure the young girls do not follow this request. They even planned to have a crackdown at night during Valentines day to make sure this doesn't happen.

But how are they going to have a crackdown? How are they gonna know which girl is wearing and which is not? Here is just something which might have happened..

Officer sees couple sitting under a tree holding hands.
Officer: Oi, apa you dua buat kat sini malam malam buta?
Boy: Takde ape ape. Cakap-cakap saje..
Officer: Oi, perempuan. You pakai seluar dalam ah?
Girl: WTF ???!!

Ahaha, well hope you couples had a good time together. If you are still single, hope you had an AWESOME time. Hehe. And happy CNY and enjoy the holidays to those celebrating..

Why isn't Valentines day still like this? xP